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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
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Playgirl Rejection Letter
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A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
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A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
Two bikers were talking at a bar...
When I was growing up I used to lick all...
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One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
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A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
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How is pubic hair like parsley?
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Why is pubic hair curly?
What is the difference between hard and light?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
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The seven dwarves were in Rome...
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A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
What is red and has seven dents?
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Why are women like snow flakes?
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
The art of foreplay
A young lady had just visited her doctor...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
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Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
How do you clean a condom?
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
So one sperm says to the other...
A tall woman met a midget at a party...
What is green and smells like pig?
A new contraceptive
It has been determined that having sex before...
There was a young man in the Air Force...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
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Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Golf in the Bedroom
The Australian way
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
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Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
Poetic justice
A few questions and answers
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
On a very cold night...
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
Kiss me...yeah!
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
No children yet
A fair price
Nearsightedness
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
Two bikers were talking at a bar...
When I was growing up I used to lick all...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
Twice a day
Lightbulbs for dinner
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
A penis study
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
Together again
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
A man comes to a doctor and...
I tried phone sex once...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
Household items
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Ghost sex
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
A vicious circle
In jail...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
Why is a joke like pussy?
A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
What am I?
The right rhythm
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
A man is driving down the freeway...
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
Two hookers were on a street corner...
Fortunate ingenuity
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The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
The newly married man came home from work...
What's the definition of a real loser?
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
A blind guy goes into a whore house...
A proper name
One neighbor says to the other...
A husband and wife were out playing golf...
Do you know why it's called sex?
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
What's an Australian kiss?
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
Do you smoke after sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
Almost celibate
Three guys are discussing women...
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
Old Chinese proverb
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
Proffessional Terms II
Necking
A young girl had not been feeling well...
Bra sizes
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
What kind of Bees...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
The definition of amnesia
What's a real mate?
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
A horny young man went to a brothel...
Every precaution
What is the definition of an overbite?
There was a young girl called Anna...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
What Not to Name Your Dog
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
A cure for a headache
What is the definition of a virgin?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
A guy steps into an elevator and...
Heated passions
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
Man who goes to sleep with sex...
Course of action
Anomaly or...
Social Security Sex
The aged patient doddered into...
Want some of this?
It was laying limp in my hand...
The Seven Dwarfs
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
Excuse TO smoke
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
A 70-year-old man has never been married...
This is horny!
A wonderful exercise
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
Two men are discussing the age old question...
Ring, ring!
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
Sneezing orgasms
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
What is green and eats nuts?
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
Paying Rent
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Sexually active
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
A mother-daughter conversation
Not enough time to tell
It was a somber day in Disney land...
A truck driver breaks down and...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
What do you do in case of fallout?
Flavoured condoms
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
Why is 88 better than 69?
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
What's the definition of the perfect woman?
Nauseous sex
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
Why do women fake orgasms?
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
Who's got a bigger crotch?
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
A young girl is speaking with her father...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
A new way to loose weight
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
How do you get Visual Aids?
Different sex outcomes
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
There were two people having sex in a car...
A guy rings work and says...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
Confessions
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
A small boy walks into his mothers room...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
A clever court case
How does a women hold her liquor?
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
An old sailor goes to a brothel...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
Appropriate punishment
Love handles
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
Definition of bad lover
Which of the following does not belong?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
Safe to appear
You can come out now
I read last week...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
Take her apart!
How is sex like air?
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Elderly romance
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
A Girl Scout troop leader...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
A man, being on top of a woman...
Biology Class
Back in the good ole days in Texas...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
Play doctor
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
Five fingers
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
Wrong card
These two sperm were swimming around...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Happens all the time
Forgot to pedal
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed...
A novel idea
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
What's the most active muscle in a woman?
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
For me, penises are a hobby...
What's the definition of virginity?
Stuck orgasm
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
The wife of an older man is distraught...
So the elephant says to the naked man...
While attending a spelling session in school one day...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
The horny midget found that the best way...
It just kills my appetite
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
Why do they put strings on tampons?