In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Back in the good ole days in Texas...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together...
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
What is red and has seven dents?
A 70-year-old man has never been married...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
A fair price
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
You can come out now
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
Best kind of sex
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
Household items
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
Biology Class
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
A proper name
What's the definition of a real loser?
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and...
I tried phone sex once...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
The seven dwarves were in Rome...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
A wonderful exercise
Proffessional Terms II
A novel idea
Definition of bad lover
Husband: Want a quickie?
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
What is the definition of a virgin?
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
On a very cold night...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Take her apart!
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
Love handles
Poetic justice
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What's the definition of virginity?
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
What is another term for cunnilingus?
The art of foreplay
Who's got a bigger crotch?
How do you get Visual Aids?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
Ring, ring!
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
This is horny!
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
The common symptoms of swine flu
What's the definition of the perfect woman?
What is the definition of an overbite?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Fortunate ingenuity
A new way to loose weight
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
I read last week...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
What's the difference between white onions, brown onions...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show...
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband...
What kind of Bees...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda...
A blind guy goes into a whore house...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Did you know Sex is a crime?
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
What's the most active muscle in a woman?
Safe to appear
What is green and eats nuts?
Lightbulbs for dinner
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker...
Heated passions
Sexually active
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...
A question for Bill Clinton
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding...
A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
What's an Australian kiss?
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop...
Not enough time to tell
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague...
Kiss me...yeah!
Almost celibate
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
Twice a day
How is pubic hair like parsley?
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
Those clothes are very becoming on you
What do you do in case of fallout?
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Necking
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy...
An elderly man goes into a brothel...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
Which of the following does not belong?
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
What's a real mate?
No children yet
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
Nearsightedness
A guy steps into an elevator and...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of...
A man comes to a doctor and...
Soft and Hard
Do you know why it's called sex?
The Seven Dwarfs
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates...
Get some of this
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out...
Flavoured condoms
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
Elderly romance
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
Social Security Sex
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
Every precaution
Forgot to pedal
Wrong card
How is sex like air?
How do you know you're leading a sad life?
The definition of amnesia
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible...
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded...
Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be...
Appropriate punishment
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
Know the difference
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
Two bikers were talking at a bar...
Old Chinese proverb
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
Sneezing orgasms
Do you know what a Yankee is?
It has been determined that having sex before...
It was laying limp in my hand...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
Happens all the time
A young lady had just visited her doctor...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
A new contraceptive
What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
What is the best thing about a blow job?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
The newly married man came home from work...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
The aged patient doddered into...
A few questions and answers
What the difference between true love and herpes?
A clever court case
Why is 88 better than 69?
An old sailor goes to a brothel...
Together again
Recipe for Banana Bread
Course of action
What Not to Name Your Dog
Five fingers
Different sex outcomes
When I was growing up I used to lick all...
There were two people having sex in a car...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki...
A man, being on top of a woman...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
Why is pubic hair curly?
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
The right rhythm
What is green and smells like pig?
Mysterious picture
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife...
A horny young man went to a brothel...
One neighbor says to the other...
What's the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
A Girl Scout troop leader...
There was a young girl called Anna...
A woman walks into her accountant's office and...
ZipperGate Update...
A small boy walks into his mothers room...
What am I?
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18...
It just kills my appetite
A truck driver breaks down and...
So one sperm says to the other...
The horny midget found that the best way...
The Big Horse Race
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Where does Peter Pan eat?
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous...
What is a yankee?
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
So the elephant says to the naked man...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A tall woman met a midget at a party...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Three guys are discussing women...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute...
There was a young man in the Air Force...
Excuse TO smoke
How do you make love to a fat girl?
A penis study
Stuck orgasm
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall...
Want some of this?
A mother-daughter conversation
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex...
Man who goes to sleep with sex...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
Do you smoke after sex?
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Why is a joke like pussy?
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
While attending a spelling session in school one day...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins...
A young girl is speaking with her father...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives...
For me, penises are a hobby...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
These two sperm were swimming around...
Confessions
Paying Rent
The wife of an older man is distraught...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
Golf in the Bedroom
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist...
A young girl had not been feeling well...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A vicious circle
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
A small dissapointment
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
Anomaly or...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Two men are discussing the age old question...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
Two hookers were on a street corner...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry...
A man is driving down the freeway...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one...
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day...
A husband and wife were out playing golf...
In jail...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
A cure for a headache
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What is a man's idea of protected sex?
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with...
Play doctor
It was a somber day in Disney land...
Ghost sex
How do you clean a condom?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
Bra sizes
A guy rings work and says...
The Australian way
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Playgirl Rejection Letter
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
Nauseous sex
How does a women hold her liquor?
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
 
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