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When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
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Stuck orgasm
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The Australian way
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How do you get Visual Aids?
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
Heated passions
How do you clean a condom?
A few questions and answers
Play doctor
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What's a real mate?
What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
What am I?
In jail...
A new contraceptive
Love handles
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What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
Nauseous sex
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
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A cure for a headache
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The seven dwarves were in Rome...
Know the difference
Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?
When I was growing up I used to lick all...
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Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...
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The aged patient doddered into...
The definition of amnesia
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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
What is green and eats nuts?
How is sex like air?
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
What's an Australian kiss?
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife...
A young girl had not been feeling well...
A mother-daughter conversation
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
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A young girl is speaking with her father...
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The Seven Dwarfs
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
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How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
It just kills my appetite
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
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Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach...
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If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace...
Appropriate punishment
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What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of...
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Safe to appear
A proper name
A penis study
Poetic justice
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When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
These two sperm were swimming around...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night...
A fair price
Ring, ring!
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Five fingers
While attending a spelling session in school one day...
A guy's fingering his girlfriend...
Necking
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Paying Rent
John pulled over the car by the side of the road...
Different sex outcomes
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim...
Soft and Hard
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?
I tried phone sex once...
What is the definition of an overbite?
Golf in the Bedroom
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
This is horny!
Kiss me...yeah!
Ghost sex
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods...
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It was laying limp in my hand...
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A truck driver breaks down and...
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Great A Hot & Juicy Story
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Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age...
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How do you make love to a fat girl?
Proffessional Terms II
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How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
I read last week...
It was a somber day in Disney land...
Why do women fake orgasms?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
A Girl Scout troop leader...
Three guys are discussing women...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is sex like money in the bank?
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy...
A clever court case
The newly married man came home from work...
What Not to Name Your Dog
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This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other...
A horny young man went to a brothel...
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Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room...
Biology Class
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What's the purpose of a bellybutton?
Do you smoke after sex?
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog...
Old Chinese proverb
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
Happens all the time
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex...
What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?"
A small dissapointment
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him...
What's the definition of a real loser?
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire...
There was a young man in the Air Force...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
Not enough time to tell
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night...
ZipperGate Update...
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Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
The right rhythm
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
An old sailor goes to a brothel...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
Nearsightedness
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
The art of foreplay
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How do you know you're leading a sad life?
So the elephant says to the naked man...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom...
What is red and has seven dents?
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other...
It has been determined that having sex before...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Confessions
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