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GOD will save me
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Change my mind
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Whats black and white and red all over?
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What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
Divine Right
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Soap dispenser
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The Hat
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Confession
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What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
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Preserving the Egg of Life
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What is the meaning of life?
The only true religion
A fine sermon
Seymour was a good and pious man...
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What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
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A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
Three religious truths
The three truths in life
Jesus has risen
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Sister Margaret died...
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
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Ought to be hung
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A Friend's Prayer
Visual joke
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Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A dangerous animal
Where to send him?
What do you call a man that marries another man?
Heavenly golf
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
The ages of man
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Nuns First Hot Dog
It is written in the Bible!
Camel Died
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A little sports match
The priest was preparing a man...
An unfortunate coincidence
Pastime for Passover
An anti-bat spray
A catholic lithany
What did God say after creating man?
ZHow offensive is that?
Is there a God?
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A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
How can I believe in God when just last week...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
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The wrong definition
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Love Jesus
A wise choice
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
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What's the difference between Jesus and...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
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Noah And Today's Ark
A stupid dog
What is white and streaks across the sky?
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
Satanic Barney Proof
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
This fellow comes to confession...
The absolved
Show him your cross
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
Got a second?
The same thing
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Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
The Reverend
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
GIRL'S CONFESSION
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
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At the first session of a conversion class...
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Stress-Relieving Prayer
 
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