Stress-Relieving Prayer
Two attorneys went into a diner...
The Reverend
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
Where to send him?
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
The Hat
An anti-bat spray
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
Seymour was a good and pious man...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
What is white and flies across the sky?
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
What was the First Commandment?
Six people were on a plane...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
This fellow comes to confession...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
It is written in the Bible!
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
The Naming of Jesus
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
A little sports match
A man was leaving church one day...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
Ought to be hung
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
Pope Dies
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
What causes arthritis?
Camel Died
Confession
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
The priest was preparing a man...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
Is there a God?
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
A Friend's Prayer
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
A dangerous animal
What did God say after creating man?
Jesus has risen
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
Nuns First Hot Dog
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
Three religious truths
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
A wise choice
What is white and streaks across the sky?
The ages of man
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
Visual joke
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
At the first session of a conversion class...
Show him your cross
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
Change my mind
Divine Right
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
Whats black and white and red all over?
The wrong definition
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
Noah And Today's Ark
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
Sister Margaret died...
GIRL'S CONFESSION
The absolved
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
A stupid dog
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
A catholic lithany
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
The same thing
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
Love Jesus
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
Heavenly golf
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
The only true religion
What is the meaning of life?
GOD will save me
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
Three couples wanted to join a church...
ZHow offensive is that?
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
Got a second?
The three truths in life
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
An unfortunate coincidence
A fine sermon
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
A minister was asked by a politician...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
How can I believe in God when just last week...
Pastime for Passover
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
Satanic Barney Proof
Heaven and smoking
Soap dispenser
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
Two attorneys went into a diner...
The Reverend
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
Where to send him?
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
The Hat
An anti-bat spray
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
Seymour was a good and pious man...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
What is white and flies across the sky?
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
What was the First Commandment?
Six people were on a plane...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
This fellow comes to confession...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
It is written in the Bible!
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
The Naming of Jesus
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
A little sports match
A man was leaving church one day...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
Ought to be hung
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
Pope Dies
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
What causes arthritis?
Camel Died
Confession
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
The priest was preparing a man...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
Is there a God?
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
A Friend's Prayer
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
A dangerous animal
What did God say after creating man?
Jesus has risen
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
Nuns First Hot Dog
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
Three religious truths
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
A wise choice
What is white and streaks across the sky?
The ages of man
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
Visual joke
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
At the first session of a conversion class...
Show him your cross
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
Change my mind
Divine Right
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
Whats black and white and red all over?
The wrong definition
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
Noah And Today's Ark
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
Sister Margaret died...
GIRL'S CONFESSION
The absolved
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
A stupid dog
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
A catholic lithany
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
The same thing
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
Love Jesus
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
Heavenly golf
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
The only true religion
What is the meaning of life?
GOD will save me
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
Three couples wanted to join a church...
ZHow offensive is that?
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
Got a second?
The three truths in life
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
An unfortunate coincidence
A fine sermon
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
A minister was asked by a politician...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
How can I believe in God when just last week...
Pastime for Passover
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
Satanic Barney Proof
Heaven and smoking
Soap dispenser
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...