What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
Noah And Today's Ark
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
Heaven and smoking
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Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
An anti-bat spray
Whats black and white and red all over?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
Soap dispenser
The ages of man
Divine Right
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
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Ought to be hung
It is written in the Bible!
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Show him your cross
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The local priest came across Paddy who had...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
A wise choice
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
A dangerous animal
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
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Two attorneys went into a diner...
What is the meaning of life?
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
Seymour was a good and pious man...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
Three religious truths
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
At the first session of a conversion class...
Camel Died
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
The Hat
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
How can I believe in God when just last week...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
Six people were on a plane...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
What is white and flies across the sky?
The only true religion
A Friend's Prayer
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
A fine sermon
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
The Naming of Jesus
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
The same thing
Three couples wanted to join a church...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Satanic Barney Proof
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
Pope Dies
The priest was preparing a man...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
ZHow offensive is that?
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
GOD will save me
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
The absolved
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
Pastime for Passover
Is there a God?
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
Where to send him?
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
A stupid dog
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
Confession
Love Jesus
Sister Margaret died...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
GIRL'S CONFESSION
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
An unfortunate coincidence
A man was leaving church one day...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
What was the First Commandment?
Change my mind
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What did God say after creating man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?
This fellow comes to confession...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
The wrong definition
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
What causes arthritis?
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
A little sports match
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
Jesus has risen
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
Heavenly golf
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
The three truths in life
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
Got a second?
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
Visual joke
A catholic lithany
The Reverend
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
 
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