What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
The ages of man
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
What did God say after creating man?
The Naming of Jesus
The absolved
Change my mind
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices...
Two attorneys went into a diner...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
Nuns First Hot Dog
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...
What was the First Commandment?
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
A wise choice
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
A fine sermon
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
Sister Margaret died...
GIRL'S CONFESSION
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
Six people were on a plane...
The Pope took a philosophy professor...
ZHow offensive is that?
Ought to be hung
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
Where to send him?
The same thing
Love Jesus
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her...
Three couples wanted to join a church...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
The girl knelt in the confessional and said...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
Preserving the Egg of Life
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the...
The Reverend
The three truths in life
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
Heaven and smoking
A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
Noah And Today's Ark
What causes arthritis?
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel...
A man was leaving church one day...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Visual joke
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road...
How can I believe in God when just last week...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...
What is the meaning of life?
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
Got a second?
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals...
Satanic Barney Proof
Divine Right
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...
The Hat
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish...
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Two nuns are walking down an alley...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
A little sports match
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
The local priest came across Paddy who had...
An anti-bat spray
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
A dangerous animal
The wrong definition
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Three girls died and were brought to the gates...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning...
"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
A Lutheran minister is driving down...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
Is there a God?
The priest was preparing a man...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene...
Show him your cross
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport...
Jesus has risen
Pastime for Passover
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
Heavenly golf
Seymour was a good and pious man...
Pope Dies
Whats black and white and red all over?
A stupid dog
What is white and flies across the sky?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital...
GOD will save me
A catholic lithany
It is written in the Bible!
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...
Camel Died
An unfortunate coincidence
Confession
A Friend's Prayer
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
And Jesus said unto his disciples...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
At the first session of a conversion class...
The only true religion
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil...
Soap dispenser
A minister was asked by a politician...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...
What's the difference between a nun and a woman...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
Three religious truths
This fellow comes to confession...
 
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