Breakfast was my idea
A man calls his family doctor...
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
Who exactly are we kidding?
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
Repetitiveness
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
Different Treatments
Two wives were airing their troubles...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
On their honeymoon night...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
Is there a doctor in the house?
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
Small World
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
A farmer walked into an attorney office...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
A sad mourner
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
A new statue for the bedroom
Hope never dies
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
A bad habit
Why did God create man first?
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
What Trip?
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
Going further
Olympic condoms
Jealousy
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
Some of the myths about marriage...
A bored woman says to her husband...
A reason for break-up
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
On their wedding night the husband was so self...
How to dump a guy
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
The Big Scare
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
She changed me
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
A man and wife entered a...
Foreplay
Saving up for 60 years
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A rural Frenchman was on trial...
A small mistake
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
A technical bastard
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
Hair on my chest
Marriage Anonymous
A different father
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
Polygamy and...
The most evil thing
What is the difference between men and women?
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
My wife and I are into S & M...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
After the party, as the couple was driving home...
I got home from work last night...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
Two men are discussing their lives...
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
Three acurate guesses
A couple came upon a wishing well...
The good advice
A painful adjustment
Some time after their bitter divorce...
Wise men never marry...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Divorce decision
You're not going to believe this!
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
What did I do?
Rough
Proffessional Terms
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
Safe sex
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
Controlling your spouse
A caring husband
Over my dead body!
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
A well laid out plan
A loving couple
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
Men are like fine wine...
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
Science alert
Men are from earth...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
Beep-beep
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
Is this really your third marriage?
Three different kinds of sex
Really torrid honeymoon
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
A henpecked husband...
Congratulations
Daddy, where did I come from?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
A bum asks a man for $2...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
Family sex
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
Paralyzed
Golf lessons
A Change Of Vows
A couple have not been getting along for years...
Learning
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
A regular Friday night poker game...
Why is it better?..
Who am I?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
Love stronger than death
A change of style
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
Childhood Diseases
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
Saintly Naivete
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
The Freudian Slip
Following a bitter divorce...
On their first night to be together...
It's a sin
Conversation over dinner
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
John receives a phone call...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Every damn time
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
Difficult shot
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
Exercing control
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
Job well done
A strange kind of robbery
One more thing like that
Deadly disease
Mother-in-law burial
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
What a Woman Really Needs
The man approached the very beautiful woman...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
A horrible curse
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A fair deal
A jealous husband hires a private detective...
A recent study showed...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
A promise to keep
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Keeping their marriage together
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
Drilling is mine!
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
Where am I, Cathy?
On inheritance
Groundhog Day
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Bad habits
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Some explaining...
If women don't fool around, and men do...
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
Pack your bags honey!..
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
Honeymooned!
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
I went out with my girlfriend...
Let him dig
Fulfilling a promise
Merry...ied talk
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
I married Miss Right...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Simple Curiosity
A real dilemma
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
As US tourists in Israel...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
Bad news
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
A lady with a...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
Watch out!
Indicator
Motivations
Could you please pass...
A guy from weather bureau
Will the father be present during the birth?
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
Nothing but the truth
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
Life is cruel
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
A little kid comes running into the backyard...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
Perfectly healthy
The Ring
Got something
Married life is very frustrating...
Two story house
I had it all
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
Punctuation marks
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
Marital Sex
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
Do clever men make good husbands?
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
Trust thy friend...
A fair offer
How to be a Good Wife
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
A kind of sport
Not this time
She: Do you think of me when...
It was their first date...
I have got trouble with the wife again...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
What is the penalty for bigamy?
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
Love to Death
Love thy Neighbor
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
It is all in the money
Just like my wife
Wife-taming method
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
Honeymoon II
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
Orgasmic Problems
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
Suffering
No change
One of two reasons
housekeepers
Being hurt
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
Made for each other
Where are my pyjamas?
In comparision
A guy was trying to console a friend...
Better than Sex
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
A hundred dollars
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
A chinese detective
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
What dreams mean
Opposites attract
A woman comes home...
Marriage counseling
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
Want to make love to you
The definition of kinky sex
Flies
Say anything
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
if at first you dont succeed...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Six stages of married life
How about a bridal?
These two guys go to a whorehouse...
Early withdrawals
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
Age difference
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
Devil herself
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
A young couple decided to wed...
Gift tombstones
The American in Hong Kong...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
Pecuniary reasons
Brand new
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
The wall clock
A man was complaining to a friend...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
Generous woman
A wife was berating her husband...
Sneaky, sneaky...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
The last request
New son-in-law
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
Slight confusion
A man answers the phone and has the following...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
A young married woman...
A story with a moral
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
God made a man and then rested...
Some horse-play
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A man took his wife to the doctors...
The room was full of pregnant ladies...
Falling down
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
The doctor had just completed his examination...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
A guy was driving home one evening...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
My wife converted me to religion...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
Inseparable
Prescription
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
For their 25th wedding anniversary...
Nothing changed
Sucks, huh?
Guess what?
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
A cure for atheism
Have to
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
A farmer and his girlfriend...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
Are you going to take her?