How to be a Good Wife
John receives a phone call...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
Some of the myths about marriage...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
Exercing control
Two men are discussing their lives...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
New son-in-law
Wise men never marry...
Keeping their marriage together
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
Love thy Neighbor
A strange kind of robbery
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
Learning
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
A man took his wife to the doctors...
Saintly Naivete
After the party, as the couple was driving home...
No change
A hundred dollars
Devil herself
A promise to keep
A man was complaining to a friend...
Three acurate guesses
Are you going to take her?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
A fair offer
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
Jealousy
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
I got home from work last night...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
What Trip?
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
Beep-beep
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
Why did God create man first?
Golf lessons
Over my dead body!
Bad news
Made for each other
I married Miss Right...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
Nothing but the truth
Conversation over dinner
A rural Frenchman was on trial...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
A painful adjustment
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
Got something
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
The definition of kinky sex
She changed me
A bad habit
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
Motivations
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Drilling is mine!
Some horse-play
On their honeymoon night...
Two story house
Who exactly are we kidding?
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
A guy was trying to console a friend...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
Men are like fine wine...
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Orgasmic Problems
Love stronger than death
A young married woman...
Paralyzed
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
Bad habits
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
Childhood Diseases
Pack your bags honey!..
Science alert
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A reason for break-up
Indicator
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
Divorce decision
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
Going further
Could you please pass...
A change of style
Nothing changed
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
Just like my wife
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
Have to
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Age difference
Groundhog Day
Controlling your spouse
Falling down
A couple have not been getting along for years...
A sad mourner
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
It's a sin
Foreplay
Gift tombstones
housekeepers
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
A horrible curse
Hair on my chest
A recent study showed...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
Life is cruel
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
I have got trouble with the wife again...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
Job well done
Six stages of married life
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
Better than Sex
The Big Scare
A bum asks a man for $2...
Hope never dies
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
Do clever men make good husbands?
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
Where are my pyjamas?
Some explaining...
A guy was driving home one evening...
Every damn time
The wall clock
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Following a bitter divorce...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
Men are from earth...
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
What is the difference between men and women?
A new statue for the bedroom
A different father
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
It was their first date...
Trust thy friend...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
Watch out!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
One of two reasons
Early withdrawals
A Change Of Vows
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
My wife converted me to religion...
Brand new
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Not this time
How about a bridal?
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
As US tourists in Israel...
if at first you dont succeed...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
Breakfast was my idea
The Freudian Slip
Daddy, where did I come from?
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
Marital Sex
I had it all
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
The American in Hong Kong...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
A kind of sport
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
These two guys go to a whorehouse...
Honeymooned!
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
The man approached the very beautiful woman...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
A chinese detective
A loving couple
She: Do you think of me when...
Married life is very frustrating...
Marriage counseling
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
A fair deal
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
Who am I?
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
A man answers the phone and has the following...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
Honeymoon II
Safe sex
God made a man and then rested...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
Three different kinds of sex
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
Polygamy and...
Inseparable
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
A regular Friday night poker game...
Why is it better?..
Prescription
A small mistake
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
Proffessional Terms
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
A young couple decided to wed...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
Opposites attract
Some time after their bitter divorce...
Repetitiveness
Sucks, huh?
For their 25th wedding anniversary...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
On inheritance
A real dilemma
Two wives were airing their troubles...
A well laid out plan
Birth of a Candy Bar
How to dump a guy
Let him dig
A man calls his family doctor...
A story with a moral
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
The doctor had just completed his examination...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
Flies
Really torrid honeymoon
My wife and I are into S & M...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
Will the father be present during the birth?
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
A little kid comes running into the backyard...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
Perfectly healthy
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
A farmer and his girlfriend...
Wife-taming method
The Ring
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
In comparision
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
One more thing like that
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
A wife was berating her husband...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
Family sex
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
Want to make love to you
Difficult shot
The good advice
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A henpecked husband...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
Punctuation marks
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
A man and wife entered a...
What did I do?
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
Slight confusion
I went out with my girlfriend...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
Love to Death
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
Sneaky, sneaky...
The most evil thing
A woman comes home...
Say anything
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
On their first night to be together...
Different Treatments
A farmer walked into an attorney office...
Saving up for 60 years
Where am I, Cathy?
A cure for atheism
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
The room was full of pregnant ladies...
A bored woman says to her husband...
What dreams mean
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
A technical bastard
You're not going to believe this!
Generous woman
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
A lady with a...
Olympic condoms
Is this really your third marriage?
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
Congratulations
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
On their wedding night the husband was so self...
Small World
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
A caring husband
Is there a doctor in the house?
Fulfilling a promise
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
A couple came upon a wishing well...
Suffering
The last request
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Merry...ied talk
Pecuniary reasons
What a Woman Really Needs
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
Simple Curiosity
Being hurt
Marriage Anonymous
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
Rough
It is all in the money
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
A guy from weather bureau
Guess what?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
If women don't fool around, and men do...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
Deadly disease
A jealous husband hires a private detective...
Mother-in-law burial
 
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