Age difference
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
Keeping their marriage together
Two story house
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
A regular Friday night poker game...
Prescription
The wall clock
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Conversation over dinner
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
Jealousy
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
A painful adjustment
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
Being hurt
One of two reasons
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Controlling your spouse
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
A caring husband
A fair deal
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
A strange kind of robbery
A rural Frenchman was on trial...
It was their first date...
A kind of sport
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
Every damn time
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
Men are from earth...
Just like my wife
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
A farmer and his girlfriend...
Slight confusion
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
Fulfilling a promise
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
Love stronger than death
What dreams mean
She: Do you think of me when...
Different Treatments
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
Nothing but the truth
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
if at first you dont succeed...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
Nothing changed
Proffessional Terms
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
Let him dig
A cure for atheism
A well laid out plan
The definition of kinky sex
Science alert
Olympic condoms
A Change Of Vows
Sneaky, sneaky...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
Honeymooned!
A reason for break-up
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
housekeepers
The room was full of pregnant ladies...
I got home from work last night...
Some time after their bitter divorce...
Suffering
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
Inseparable
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
My wife converted me to religion...
I went out with my girlfriend...
Married life is very frustrating...
Beep-beep
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
Love thy Neighbor
My wife and I are into S & M...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
The man approached the very beautiful woman...
A jealous husband hires a private detective...
Congratulations
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
Safe sex
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
The doctor had just completed his examination...
How to be a Good Wife
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
Indicator
Sucks, huh?
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
Difficult shot
Punctuation marks
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
A promise to keep
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
A bad habit
On their first night to be together...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
A man calls his family doctor...
Want to make love to you
Men are like fine wine...
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
A young married woman...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
A farmer walked into an attorney office...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
Made for each other
I have got trouble with the wife again...
Marital Sex
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
Love to Death
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
The most evil thing
Falling down
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
A henpecked husband...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
Golf lessons
A hundred dollars
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
Have to
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Divorce decision
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
Flies
A couple came upon a wishing well...
A guy was trying to console a friend...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
A different father
Drilling is mine!
A recent study showed...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
Some of the myths about marriage...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Not this time
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
It is all in the money
Daddy, where did I come from?
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
Family sex
Job well done
These two guys go to a whorehouse...
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
Honeymoon II
The Freudian Slip
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
A man was complaining to a friend...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
Why did God create man first?
A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
Merry...ied talk
Childhood Diseases
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
She changed me
Better than Sex
The three stages of sex in marriage.
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trust thy friend...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Going further
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
Marriage counseling
Guess what?
Motivations
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
Simple Curiosity
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
For their 25th wedding anniversary...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
I married Miss Right...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
Why is it better?..
Who am I?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
After the party, as the couple was driving home...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Repetitiveness
What a Woman Really Needs
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
It's a sin
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
Gift tombstones
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Breakfast was my idea
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
I had it all
Life is cruel
You're not going to believe this!
Three different kinds of sex
The last request
Brand new
Devil herself
A small mistake
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
A man and wife entered a...
Over my dead body!
As US tourists in Israel...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
Some explaining...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
Exercing control
Two wives were airing their troubles...
Perfectly healthy
A woman comes home...
A technical bastard
Saintly Naivete
Watch out!
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Wife-taming method
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
Orgasmic Problems
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
A man answers the phone and has the following...
A fair offer
Wise men never marry...
Is there a doctor in the house?
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Six stages of married life
Groundhog Day
Some horse-play
One more thing like that
Pecuniary reasons
What Trip?
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
Three acurate guesses
New son-in-law
A loving couple
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
Are you going to take her?
John receives a phone call...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
Following a bitter divorce...
Deadly disease
A guy from weather bureau
Got something
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
Where am I, Cathy?
Rough
Polygamy and...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
Do clever men make good husbands?
A story with a moral
A new statue for the bedroom
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Opposites attract
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
Really torrid honeymoon
Bad news
Mother-in-law burial
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
A real dilemma
Hope never dies
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
The Big Scare
Could you please pass...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
Learning
A little kid comes running into the backyard...
A horrible curse
Say anything
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
A young couple decided to wed...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
The American in Hong Kong...
A lady with a...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
A bored woman says to her husband...
Marriage Anonymous
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
No change
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
A guy was driving home one evening...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
A change of style
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Paralyzed
On inheritance
What is the difference between men and women?
Two men are discussing their lives...
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What did I do?
A wife was berating her husband...
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
Generous woman
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
Will the father be present during the birth?
Saving up for 60 years
In comparision
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
Bad habits
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
How to dump a guy
Foreplay
Pack your bags honey!..
A man took his wife to the doctors...
If women don't fool around, and men do...
God made a man and then rested...
The good advice
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Early withdrawals
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
Where are my pyjamas?
On their honeymoon night...
Hair on my chest
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
How about a bridal?
A sad mourner
A chinese detective
Small World
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
Who exactly are we kidding?
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
A couple have not been getting along for years...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
A bum asks a man for $2...
On their wedding night the husband was so self...
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
Is this really your third marriage?
The Ring
 
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