A fair deal
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Life is cruel
A chinese detective
Flies
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
A farmer and his girlfriend...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
The last request
Will the father be present during the birth?
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
if at first you dont succeed...
Hair on my chest
Honeymoon II
The American in Hong Kong...
The most evil thing
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
Where are my pyjamas?
The definition of kinky sex
A caring husband
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having...
housekeepers
A change of style
How to dump a guy
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
These two guys go to a whorehouse...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Pack your bags honey!..
Who exactly are we kidding?
Exercing control
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
Prescription
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...
Where am I, Cathy?
I have got trouble with the wife again...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
A couple came upon a wishing well...
Saving up for 60 years
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
A man was complaining to a friend...
Love thy Neighbor
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...
A guy was trying to console a friend...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
A hundred dollars
Brand new
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
Indicator
Not this time
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
Two story house
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice...
It's a sin
Guess what?
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
Every damn time
My wife and I are into S & M...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
A technical bastard
Opposites attract
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day...
Two wives were airing their troubles...
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
I had it all
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
A regular Friday night poker game...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
A recent study showed...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...
Want to make love to you
The Freudian Slip
A reason for break-up
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A man took his wife to the doctors...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Conversation over dinner
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
A guy from weather bureau
Jealousy
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and...
Over my dead body!
Daddy, where did I come from?
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
Safe sex
It was their first date...
Why did God create man first?
Childhood Diseases
A kind of sport
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
What did I do?
Some time after their bitter divorce...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
What Trip?
I went out with my girlfriend...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
The Big Scare
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
She changed me
Drilling is mine!
Congratulations
A bored woman says to her husband...
Marital Sex
Being hurt
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
A fair offer
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
The room was full of pregnant ladies...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
Honeymooned!
A strange kind of robbery
The three stages of sex in marriage.
A jealous husband hires a private detective...
A well laid out plan
Three different kinds of sex
Hope never dies
Have to
I married Miss Right...
Some explaining...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...
Small World
Birth of a Candy Bar
On their honeymoon night...
Difficult shot
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
What dreams mean
A promise to keep
A painful adjustment
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
A horrible curse
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
Paralyzed
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A real dilemma
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
Punctuation marks
Bad news
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
Fulfilling a promise
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
Sucks, huh?
Merry...ied talk
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
A woman comes home...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
The doctor had just completed his examination...
On their first night to be together...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Marriage counseling
A henpecked husband...
Golf lessons
The wall clock
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
Watch out!
Nothing but the truth
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Job well done
What is the difference between men and women?
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...
In comparision
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
A man calls his family doctor...
Science alert
Trust thy friend...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
What is the penalty for bigamy?
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
A farmer walked into an attorney office...
Pecuniary reasons
Falling down
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
Beep-beep
My wife converted me to religion...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
Old farmer Johnson was dying...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new...
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Gift tombstones
Six stages of married life
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
Do clever men make good husbands?
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
Perfectly healthy
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
New son-in-law
On inheritance
Sneaky, sneaky...
Generous woman
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
Really torrid honeymoon
Nothing changed
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
A different father
If women don't fool around, and men do...
Is this really your third marriage?
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman...
A bad habit
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
Made for each other
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
A loving couple
You're not going to believe this!
Learning
On their wedding night the husband was so self...
Controlling your spouse
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
Devil herself
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call...
A bum asks a man for $2...
What a Woman Really Needs
John receives a phone call...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
Following a bitter divorce...
Say anything
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
The Ring
A lady with a...
Could you please pass...
Let him dig
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Three acurate guesses
Wise men never marry...
Groundhog Day
Deadly disease
Why is it better?..
Some of the myths about marriage...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
I got home from work last night...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
Suffering
After the party, as the couple was driving home...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
How to be a Good Wife
Men are from earth...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
Love to Death
It is all in the money
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
For their 25th wedding anniversary...
Got something
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
Wife-taming method
Better than Sex
A sad mourner
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet...
Keeping their marriage together
Polygamy and...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
A husband and wife were in their back yard...
Are you going to take her?
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
One of two reasons
The man approached the very beautiful woman...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago...
Rough
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
A young couple decided to wed...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
She: Do you think of me when...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Different Treatments
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Going further
Breakfast was my idea
Saintly Naivete
Repetitiveness
Some horse-play
A little kid comes running into the backyard...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
Foreplay
A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake...
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Married life is very frustrating...
A man answers the phone and has the following...
Two men are discussing their lives...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...
Slight confusion
Proffessional Terms
Who am I?
The young immigrant couple had just left the...
A rural Frenchman was on trial...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
Mother-in-law burial
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
Bad habits
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
A wife was berating her husband...
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
A couple have not been getting along for years...
Love stronger than death
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called...
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
A young married woman...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
Men are like fine wine...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
Inseparable
A new statue for the bedroom
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
A guy was driving home one evening...
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A Change Of Vows
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...
Motivations
How about a bridal?
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
A cure for atheism
Age difference
Orgasmic Problems
Just like my wife
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
As US tourists in Israel...
No change
This fellow dies and goes to heaven...
A story with a moral
Early withdrawals
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
A small mistake
Divorce decision
A man and wife entered a...
A woman and her lover are on the bed...
God made a man and then rested...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
Olympic condoms
One more thing like that
The good advice
Marriage Anonymous
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
Family sex
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
Simple Curiosity
 
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