Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to...
Why is it better?..
John receives a phone call...
Honeymoon II
Marriage counseling
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
I have got trouble with the wife again...
Two men are discussing their lives...
Hope never dies
This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he...
A farmer and his girlfriend...
A guy from weather bureau
A fair offer
A man called the undertaker one afternoon...
Barry took a girl out on her first date...
A young married woman...
Over my dead body!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
On their honeymoon night...
Life is cruel
Birth of a Candy Bar
Watch out!
Merry...ied talk
A cure for atheism
Men are from earth...
A guy was trying to console a friend...
A couple came upon a wishing well...
A reason for break-up
Childhood Diseases
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs...
Difficult shot
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks...
A story with a moral
Love to Death
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A regular Friday night poker game...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door...
Suffering
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
A Change Of Vows
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Groundhog Day
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
A young couple gets married, and the groom...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota...
Guess what?
Three different kinds of sex
A man answers the phone and has the following...
Fulfilling a promise
Orgasmic Problems
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night...
In comparision
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
Sneaky, sneaky...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married...
You're not going to believe this!
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
Will the father be present during the birth?
Trust thy friend...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...
Brand new
Who am I?
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...
Different Treatments
Twenty men die and go to heaven...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
A pregnant woman is about to give birth...
Bad habits
I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night...
Falling down
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...
Some of the myths about marriage...
Safe sex
A wife was berating her husband...
Pack your bags honey!..
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door...
Jealousy
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife...
A man took his wife to the doctors...
Indicator
Do clever men make good husbands?
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises...
Every damn time
Some horse-play
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...
Going further
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Love stronger than death
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen...
One night, an 87-year-old woman...
It is all in the money
I married Miss Right...
Rough
A horrible curse
A real dilemma
What a Woman Really Needs
Opposites attract
What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
Pecuniary reasons
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man...
A new statue for the bedroom
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary...
Foreplay
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A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat...
Why did God create man first?
A jealous husband hires a private detective...
Drilling is mine!
A bad habit
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Have to
Some time after their bitter divorce...
Marriage Anonymous
One more thing like that
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I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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A painful adjustment
Breakfast was my idea
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I had it all
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Proffessional Terms
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...
Divorce decision
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office...
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The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...
A small mistake
No change
The Freudian Slip
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child...
Beep-beep
It was their first date...
Who exactly are we kidding?
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Being hurt
Keeping their marriage together
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Learning
The Big Scare
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Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
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Three acurate guesses
Just like my wife
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Early withdrawals
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
The last request
Job well done
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If women don't fool around, and men do...
The definition of kinky sex
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The Ring
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting...
Congratulations
A different father
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A lady with a...
Men are like fine wine...
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Hair on my chest
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It's a sin
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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
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How to be a Good Wife
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Age difference
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What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
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Perfectly healthy
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...
if at first you dont succeed...
Exercing control
What is the difference between men and women?
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Love thy Neighbor
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A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...
Say anything
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On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
A caring husband
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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins...
Got something
Paralyzed
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
These two guys go to a whorehouse...
This man got his prescription for Viagra...
The most evil thing
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
As US tourists in Israel...
A technical bastard
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...
God made a man and then rested...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Family sex
Punctuation marks
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Slight confusion
Want to make love to you
The doctor had just completed his examination...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began...
Saintly Naivete
Wise men never marry...
What dreams mean
Simple Curiosity
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On their wedding night the husband was so self...
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The room was full of pregnant ladies...
What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant...
A recent study showed...
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A well laid out plan
Are you going to take her?
A chinese detective
A change of style
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Repetitiveness
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
A kind of sport
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
Let him dig
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners...
Inseparable
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
Controlling your spouse
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Flies
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Nothing changed
New son-in-law
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I got home from work last night...
Is there a doctor in the house?
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to...
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The good advice
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
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One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak...
Devil herself
A bum asks a man for $2...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
Conversation over dinner
My wife converted me to religion...
Really torrid honeymoon
housekeepers
What Trip?
Miles Dobson was away from home on business...
One of two reasons
Gift tombstones
Two mates are having a chat over a beer...
Where am I, Cathy?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...
Made for each other
She changed me
Wife-taming method
Where are my pyjamas?
Prescription
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
A hundred dollars
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives...
Some explaining...
Science alert
I went out with my girlfriend...
Nothing but the truth
What is the penalty for bigamy?
A loving couple
The young playboy took a blind date to an...
How about a bridal?
Sucks, huh?
A little kid comes running into the backyard...
A sad mourner
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...
On their first night to be together...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Honeymooned!
Any married man should forget his mistakes...
Marital Sex
Better than Sex
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...
Married life is very frustrating...
Olympic condoms
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment...
Deadly disease
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
A strange kind of robbery
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion...
A henpecked husband...
Small World
What did I do?
A man and wife entered a...
Daddy, where did I come from?
How to dump a guy
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than...
A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
Polygamy and...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...
She: Do you think of me when...
Generous woman
Motivations
A woman comes home...
Golf lessons
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...
The wall clock
What was the first thing your husband said to you...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
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Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court...
A fair deal
After the fall in Garden of Eden...
The angry wife met her husband at the door...
Saving up for 60 years
Not this time
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...
My wife and I are into S & M...
 
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