A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
Gosh, what a pun!
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
The patient came into the doctor's office...
Perfectly normal
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
...clamp...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
A man walks into a doctor office
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
A memory problem
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
A psychology student at a local university...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
My heart set...
A woman visits her physician...
Freudian Slip
There was this man in a mental hospital...
A midget walks into the doctors and says...
Who's got my pen?
Good news
Proctologists
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
From the life of the insane
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
Life is precious
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
A mute was walking down the street one day...
At a dentist's
Fred Dingaling
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
Broken leg
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
HEGS
The evils of marijuana
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
The bad news and the good news
One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
A large difference
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
Constipation problem
A woman consulted a doctor...
Howard had felt guilty all day long...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
Give me the bad news first...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
After years of psychotherapy...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
It is worth trying
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
The following statements were found on patient charts...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
What's a definition of a gynecologist?
A doctor fell into a well once...
A folk remedy
A young lady walks into a doctors office...
Saving one of them
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
A dyslexic nurse
Benefits of having Alzheimer's
Don't you just hate it when...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
The medical student was asked four reasons...
Just in case
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
No problem
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Most dentists chairs go up and down...
A serious condition
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
A man walks in to a doctors office...
Will it hurt doctor?
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
A definition of psychiatrist
A little change
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What should you give a man who has everything?
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
A Short History of Medicine
The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
Can't remember
An old woman came into her doctors office
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
Psychoanalysis
No symptoms
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Serious desease
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
Where are the fingers?
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
Not a foot
A girl goes to the doctor...
Oprectomy
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
A stuttering problem
What's the definition of bravery?
Five penises
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
Pneumonia
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
Psychiatric Hotline
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
Some problems
Gosh, what a pun!
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
The patient came into the doctor's office...
Perfectly normal
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
...clamp...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
A man walks into a doctor office
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
A memory problem
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
A psychology student at a local university...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
My heart set...
A woman visits her physician...
Freudian Slip
There was this man in a mental hospital...
A midget walks into the doctors and says...
Who's got my pen?
Good news
Proctologists
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
From the life of the insane
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
Life is precious
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
A mute was walking down the street one day...
At a dentist's
Fred Dingaling
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
Broken leg
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
HEGS
The evils of marijuana
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
The bad news and the good news
One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
A large difference
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
Constipation problem
A woman consulted a doctor...
Howard had felt guilty all day long...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
Give me the bad news first...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
After years of psychotherapy...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
It is worth trying
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
The following statements were found on patient charts...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
What's a definition of a gynecologist?
A doctor fell into a well once...
A folk remedy
A young lady walks into a doctors office...
Saving one of them
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
A dyslexic nurse
Benefits of having Alzheimer's
Don't you just hate it when...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
The medical student was asked four reasons...
Just in case
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
No problem
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Most dentists chairs go up and down...
A serious condition
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
A man walks in to a doctors office...
Will it hurt doctor?
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
A definition of psychiatrist
A little change
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What should you give a man who has everything?
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
A Short History of Medicine
The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
Can't remember
An old woman came into her doctors office
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
Psychoanalysis
No symptoms
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Serious desease
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
Where are the fingers?
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
Not a foot
A girl goes to the doctor...
Oprectomy
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
A stuttering problem
What's the definition of bravery?
Five penises
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
Pneumonia
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
Psychiatric Hotline
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
Some problems