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This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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An irresolvable problem
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On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
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I think Rover is getting a bit old...
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
A lusty camel
I like monkeys
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Nice, but rough
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At an auction
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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A robber was robbing a house...
Elephants V
Punishment that fits the crime
Tarzania II
Persistency Act
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tarzania
There were two cows in a paddock...
Good business
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The essential difference
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There was once a wide mouth frog...
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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
Stuttering animal
Elephants VIII
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
The story with the moral
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
Pet owners
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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
A Duck walks into a bar...
Did you hear about the blind skunk...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A gruesome murder
Elephants IX
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
Hungry Snake
Elephants
Elephants II
It's so easy to milk a cow...
Elephants VII
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...
A fair warning
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
Two guys go hunting...
An elephant...
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
What's green and has wheels?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
An old lady owned two monkeys...
A dangerous job
A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
Man and wife at the zoo
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...
Pray hard
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
Beware of dog!
A miserable rooster
The talking dog
What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
Snake joke
A talking horse
Elephants VI
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
A blind man is standing at the corner...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
The Insensitive Gorilla
Dog washing
What is grey and comes in quarts?
A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
Perfect customer
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One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
A veterinarian surgeon...
Bying a horse
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A horse and a rabbit
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
Footless Parrot
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
Two goldfish are in a tank...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
Almost no diffenrence
A duck walks into a general store...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
Want some chicken?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
How do you make a cat drink?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Two neighbors had been fighting each other...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A dog walks into a butcher shop...
A horse walks into a bar...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
Two men were walking along the street when...
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Elephants III
For all animal lovers out there
What has two legs and bleeds?
Excerpts from the rural life
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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
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Why does a cow wear a bell?
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If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
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There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
 
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