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Elephants III
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Elephants VIII
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You know why a dog licks his ass?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Good business
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What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
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A horse walks into a bar...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
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Why does a dog lick his balls?
A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
A talking horse
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There were two guys walking down the street...
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How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
Tarzania
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
There were two cows in a paddock...
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Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
Persistency Act
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Excerpts from the rural life
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Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
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One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
How do you make a cat drink?
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
A dangerous job
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How do you catch an elephant?
A veterinarian surgeon...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
The essential difference
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
A miserable rooster
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Elephants IX
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
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Footless Parrot
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Elephants VII
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
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What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
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Hungry Snake
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