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A fair warning
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Bying a horse
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Elephants VIII
What does a lion call a antelope?
A Duck walks into a bar...
German Shepard on Golf Course
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Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Dog washing
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Persistency Act
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A talking horse
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
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Snake joke
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I like monkeys
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How do you catch an elephant?
A gruesome murder
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Did you hear about the blind skunk...
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Tarzania
Why did the cactus cross the road?
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
The essential difference
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It's so easy to milk a cow...
There were two guys walking down the street...
Two guys go hunting...
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The talking dog
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What's green and has wheels?
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
A dangerous job
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Pray hard
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...
Punishment that fits the crime
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
A Second Opinion
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
Elephants IX
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
Two male flies are buzzing around...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Elephants II
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
A lusty camel
A miserable rooster
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
Two goldfish are in a tank...
Good business
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What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
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I've never understood why women love cats...
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Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
Tarzania II
This man goes into the doctor with his...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Stuttering animal
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For all animal lovers out there
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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...
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A dog walks into a butcher shop...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
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Why do gorillas have big noses?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
The Insensitive Gorilla
Perfect customer
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
Nice, but rough
Elephants VII
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
Pet owners
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Elephants IV
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
At an auction
What has four legs and eight arms?
What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
Elephants VI
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
The best book on elephants
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
Footless Parrot
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
What's brown and crispy on the outside...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...
How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
What is grey and comes in quarts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...
A horse walks into a bar...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
Almost no diffenrence
What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
A horse and a rabbit
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
With best intentions
Elephants III
I think Rover is getting a bit old...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
Elephants
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
Hungry Snake
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...
How do you make a cat drink?
How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
An elephant...
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Beware of dog!
A blind man is standing at the corner...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
Elephants V
Excerpts from the rural life
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
A veterinarian surgeon...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
Want some chicken?
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Two men were walking along the street when...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
 
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